What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
Go read Nick Sturm's poetry. Listen to Listener's words layered over a track. Hit the snooze button six times, once every five minutes, and still show up on time for your commitment. Impress yourself. Walk across a room and hug the same sex. Smile. Wear too much jewelry.
why does ‘liking someone’ have to be this big secret?
why doesn’t everyone in the world just make it really clear?
why can’t we make t-shirts with the names of who we crush on?
why don’t we throw pianos at people and yell HELLO YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE SIR
have you tried throwing a piano
crush the crush